Friday, July 18, 2014

Redo

Isn't it the worst when you go back and look at a pattern and find out that a significant amount of the work you did was completely wrong? Don't you hate having to unravel and re-roll the yarn, watching all of the time and effort you put into the project just ripple away? And then, worst of all, knowing that you're going to have to do it all over again?
Redoing parts of a project is not my favorite thing. But as much as I hate to admit it, sometimes it's necessary. The finished product won't look right unless I've followed the pattern.
Some projects are more forgiving than others, though. If a tiny owl is just a little bit off, it might be considered extra-cute in spite of it!

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Thursday in History: Changing Hands

Government powers rise and fall. Kings pass on their crowns to their sons (and in some cases, their daughters), and tyrants are toppled to be replaced by leaders who sometimes plague the people even more.
On this day in history in 1429, Charles VII was crowned king following a great victory over England during the Hundred Years’ War. At the end of the Seven Years’ War in 1762, Catherine the Great took the throne of Russia when her husband Peter was assassinated. A revolution in 1968 caused the reins in Iraq to be passed from the Arabic Socialist Union Party to the Ba’arth Party. And the last King of Afghanistan, after ceding much of his power to parliament, was in Italy for eye surgery in 1973 when his cousin stepped up and declared a republican government. He chose to remain in exile rather than fight for his throne, and about a month later, formally abdicated.
But perhaps the most interesting of all the July 17th crownings and usurpations was during China’s Ming Dynasty. On this day in history in 1402, the Yongle Emperor was crowned Emperor of China, but his rise to power was both a usurpation and, as he believed, a hereditary right.
His father, the Hongwu Emperor, did not want his fourth son Zhu Di to inherit the throne. The first son had died during his reign, and what the Emperor really wanted was for his grandson to have the crown. He gave specific instructions that his fourth son be allowed nowhere near the palace when he died, even to mourn him, so that his chosen heir could establish himself before facing his uncle. These orders were carried out, and the only thing that kept Zhu Di away was the fact that his sons had been “visiting” their grandfather when he died and were now used by his nephew. “You wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to my cousins, would you, uncle?”
But Zhu Di was tricky. He waited until his nephew was busy with summer campaigns, fighting to cement his position as Emperor by getting rid of all of the other people that might appear to claim the throne. Zhu Di avoided the fate of many of his brothers (exile, forced to suicide, demoted to the position of a commoner, etc) by pretending first to be deathly ill and then faking an attack of the crazies.
It was perhaps this indisposition (or the convincing portrayal, anyway) that gained Zhu Di his first major victory: his sons came home to see him. After that there was nothing to be done but to make a quick and amazing recovery, claim that his nephew was under the influence of “evil counselors” and to begin a conflict to “save” his poor, naive nephew from their power-hungry ways.
Zhu Di in his imperial regalia
(via wikipedia)
Military victory, a wealth of traitors ready to report on his nephew’s supply lines, and a steady stream of propaganda allowed Zhu Di to take advantage of a fire at the palace: he claimed that three of the burned bodies were his nephew, the queen, and their son. Amid a crowd of yes-men, he agreed to take control of the government, and to celebrate the occasion, visited his father’s grave.
And though Zhu Di’s takeover and first several years of rule were shadowed by a violent “kill all of my political rivals”-style terror, the rest of his reign was prosperous and his legacy impressive. He ordered the building of the Porcelain Tower. He moved the capital to Beijing and constructed the Forbidden Palace. He received visits and envoys from many surrounding countries, establishing peace with many of China’s neighbors. He stimulated the economy and cleansed the land of many foreign influences. He was a devout Buddhist, encouraged his people to follow the teachings of Confucius, and even allowed religious freedoms to Daoists and Muslims.
Government powers rise and fall. Some follow long, established dynasties, and some are taken in bloody revolutions or quiet military coups. Some are prosperous, and some fail utterly. Some begin with glorious victories, and others are won only through trickery. Only time can tell us the success or failure of any rulers or regimes.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Writing Prompt: Boldly Go

Writing Prompt #727

There’s a reason why we love exploration stories. Space, the New World, it doesn’t really matter. People love to watch Doctor Who and Star Trek, and study the parts of history with Christopher Columbus and Marco Polo: brave people, going forth into the unknown without fear, only hoping to find something new and exciting that has never been discovered before.
However, the idea that people today have missed out on their chance to discover something or need to step into a cryogenic freezer to wait until humanity has invented the warp engine is silly. People everywhere on earth are discovering new things in different fields every day.
Engineers are designing products to increase efficiency. Astronomers are keeping their eyes on the skies and finding tons of new planets around other stars. People in the service industry are working hard to make each customer’s day a little better. Teachers are testing out new ways to help people learn. Pharmaceutical companies are experimenting with their products to see which are safe for the public to use. Historians are researching the past, determining the reason behind the actions of people who have impacted it. Writers are dreaming up new ways to make their readers think.
Just because we’re not all on an actual vessel that is headed off for unknown lands doesn’t mean that this is not an age of brilliant discovery.
Whatever it is you do, make it new. Make it better.
Boldly go where no one has gone before.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Catmobile

Bringing a brand new kitten into your home is an experience. It has lots of energy, and if you go to the trouble of training it, it might do what you say.
Adopting an older cat is another kind of experience entirely. That cat is set in its ways. It's probably not going to play with that feather on the end of a stick unless it feels like it. It may not even want to sit on your lap and purr, unless it's an incredibly inconvenient time for you. If you try to train it, it's going to look at you like, "What are you doing? I'm the one doing the training here."
It's the same thing with cars. Buy a brand new one and it will go 0 to 60 in however many seconds that the salesman promised it would. And the air conditioner will run. And the power windows will work when you want them to. And you won't have to let it run for at least ten minutes before it will let you use the windshield wipers.
Adopting an 18+ year old car is different. It might not want to sit on your lap and purr unless it wants to, and you're just going to have to learn its eccentricities, and learn to love them. That thing is set in its ways, and you're going to have to live with them. So have a good time turning the air conditioner on and off until it decides it wants to cool the vehicle.
Welcome to the family, Maurice.

Monday, July 14, 2014

Pockets, Please

The pants I wear to work don’t have pockets in them.
WHAT IS THE DEAL, FASHION
I have never liked carrying tons of stuff around with me everywhere I go, but some stuff is necessary. People need keys. Their phone. A couple of bucks and maybe a driver’s license. The best place for these things is on your person. If you put them in a bag, the first thing you’re going to do when you get to your friend’s house, that wedding reception, or the club is put them down. Nobody brings their purse along to the dance party. Your stuff is probably safe at your friend’s house, but if you leave it on a table in public, somebody might walk off with it, which will leave you walking home at the end of the evening to a locked apartment.
You could ask someone to hold your things for you, but eventually they’re going to get sick of that. You could check your purse at the coat check, but does anywhere actually do that anymore? And even if they do, then you’re stuck carrying a ticket around with you so you can get your stuff back. There’s always the classy, attention-catching move of sticking your phone in your bodice. It’s not terribly alluring. People tend to think things like “That looks uncomfortable!” and “What’s wrong with that girl?” and “I wonder why she put her phone in her bra.”
Who can we blame for this? Is it our fault for not buying clothes to hold our possessions? Or is it the fault of fashion that the cutest dress ever that we couldn’t resist buying has nothing to aid us in toting our stuff around except a low cut top?
Where do I sign the petition to make pockets a fashionable thing? There is no way that it is impossible to design something cute that also has room for your car keys. Or maybe we should just all stop buying things that don’t have pockets in them. And no, stuff that has a fake pocket on it doesn’t count.
Come on, fashion. Help us out, here. We all need secret compartments on our person to conceal objects that we can use to pay for stuff, get into our car later, or call a friend for a ride.
WE DEMAND POCKETS.

Friday, July 11, 2014

Camowlflage

One of the best places to hide from the busy world is in a pile of yarn. If you're feeling overwhelmed with everything that's going on in your life, there's nothing quite so relaxing as an afternoon spent working on a project and watching a couple of movies. If nothing else, no one will be able to find you when you're buried under all that yarn.

Thursday, July 10, 2014

4 Stages of Writing

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Yeah, I'm still writing that story I started yesterday. (I'm on stage 3 now.) I hope it will be awesome enough to be worth the wait.
The 4 Stages of Writing by Debbie Ridpath Ohi.
Check out her awesome work at debbiohi.com!