There are several ways to know that you have been spending too much time on the internet:
You look at your children and notice they’ve grown. “Weren’t you just a baby yesterday?”
You’re surprised about changes in the weather. “September?! Wasn’t it June yesterday?!”
You start dreaming about bumping into internet personalities at frozen yogurt shops. “Oh, hello, Mr. Takei.” “Oh, hi, you’re Tricia, right? From facebook?”
Time for a self-imposed internet exile. Goodbye, cruel world wide web.
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