Showing posts with label silly holiday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly holiday. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Sniff, then Shampoo the Stairs

Internetainers Rhett & Link are having a week of holiday giveaway contests called Christmasicality. This five day celebration of merriment began yesterday, but I did not take part... mostly because I couldn't figure out how I would go about attaching a toilet cleaner to a candy cane. But today, as I knew they would, they posted a writing prompt: a five sentence story that includes the words "sniff," "stairs," and "shampoo."
I don't care whether I win or not, I had fun writing my story! Only five sentences and I have to include three specific words? It's like they designed the contest just for me!
So, without any further ado, here is my submission to the Tuesday Christmasicality:

Every family has their own weird holiday traditions. Some families decorate their tree together, others bake cookies, and one family I know actually roasts chestnuts over an open fire. But in my family, the holiday festivities don't start until Grandma shows up. She opens the door, takes a huge sniff, and all the children come running. They know that no one will be opening presents until after we shampoo the stairs.


Thursday, April 16, 2015

High Five

I’ve seen some pretty ridiculous holidays surfacing in the last few years. It seems like you can turn any random Tuesday into an internationally celebrated event whenever you feel like it. What kind of event? Who cares! We’re humans and this is the internet; there is no shortage of things to party about.
I was thrilled when I glanced at the trending topics adorning my twitter feed and saw this: “#NationalHighFiveDay.” I thought, “Finally! Something ridiculous I can get excited about!” Then I thought, “I’d better make sure that this is really a thing.”
It really is a thing!
And it is! (See link above, or here: really a thing.) Even wikipedia says so!
The best part is, it’s not just a day to high five your bros; it’s actually doing something productive! Though the holiday itself has been around since 2002 (giving away high fives & lemonade on the University of Virginia campus), they’ve been “doing good” in an official capacity since 2010. This year, donations on their website will go toward building awareness about childhood obesity, but in the past, High-Five-a-Thons were held to benefit cancer research, and in 2013, victims of the Boston Marathon bombings.
So celebrate! High five one of the aforementioned bros. Donate! (It doesn’t have to be to the NH5D people, any favorite charity will do!) Even talking about it helps! And if you feel called upon to do all three of these things, then I have a very special gift for you (and I’ll bet you can guess what it is)!
HIGH FIVE
(this video has nothing to do with National High Five Day, it's just awesome)

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Silly Holiday: Mischief Night

I never really understood May Day as a kid. You run up and knock on other people's doors, then run away? And... candy? I didn't get it, but hey, free candy.
But apparently these May Day "tricks" didn't make much sense in post-industrialized England, since the lovely scenes of spring could not be seen in the city, so in 1790, some well-meaning idiot at Oxford encouraged (encouraged!) his students to engage in mischief and trickery near Guy Fawkes Day instead.
The results of Mischief Night.
(via the Halloween wiki)
And so began the illustrious tradition of Mischief Night.
I guess it gives more weight to the phrase “trick or treat,” as in, “give us a treat or we’ll TP your yard and egg your shed and pelt your dog with rotten cabbages like we did yesterday.” I mean, vandals can’t possibly expect to get everything done in one night.
So nice job, headmaster at St John’s College. You’re the reason that forty thousand people have to patrol the streets of Detroit around this time of year to prevent vandalism. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

Monday, September 29, 2014

Silly Holiday: International Coffee Day

Dear Everyone Giving Away Free Coffee Today:
When is it going to be “Giving Away Free Drinks to the Six People On Earth Who Don’t Like Coffee” Day?
Love,
One of the Six People On Earth Who Doesn’t Like Coffee
p.s. You know, you could give free coffee away pretty much any day. You don’t have to wait specifically for September 29th. Arbitrary coffee/drink giveaways make people happy.

Dear Everyone in the World Except the Six People Who Don’t Like Coffee:
Happy International Coffee Day. Maybe you should use the money you would have spent on coffee today to buy a non-coffee drink for someone in your life who doesn’t like coffee.
Love,
One of the Six People On Earth Who Doesn’t Like Coffee
p.s. A grande skinny chai latte for me, please.

Thursday, June 19, 2014

Thursday in History: Saunter

There are some days when my father says, “Let’s go for a walk.” We assemble the troops and form a column: my mother and my husband in the front, various children straggling along behind them, and my father and I bringing up the rear. This separation is never intentional, but it always happens. It’s not because my mother and husband don’t like walking with my father and I, but rather because my husband has long legs, and my mother, who always walks like she’s trying to get somewhere as fast as she can, is the only one who can keep up with him. My father and I, on the other hand, just like to saunter.
We like to enjoy the walk. We look at trees and houses, admiring the architecture and foliage. That’s not to say that my husband and mother aren’t enjoying their walk; they’re just enjoying it at a rather higher rate of speed. The kids enjoy running from one set of grandparent and parent to the other and back again.
On this day in history in 1979, W.T. Rabe, a man working at the Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island in Michigan, was getting fed up with the recent growing craze for jogging. He argued that it was much better to take a saunter on the hotel’s substantial porch. Sauntering, he argued, gave one enough time to stop and smell the roses, appreciating the various beauties of the world that one would miss if they insisted instead on dashing past them at high speeds.
And so World Sauntering Day was born.
In an interview with NPR in 2002, John Rabe, son of the man who brought this miraculous holiday into being, stated, “Those who are ‘in the know’ on Sauntering say that you’re just born with it.” It’s not hard to see who I get it from.
Hey, Dad, let’s go for a walk.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Silly Holiday: Mission Horticulture

Have you ever wanted to beautify your community while acting like a covert agent at the same time? Well, your chance has come, because May 1st is International Sunflower Guerrilla Gardening Day.
Guerrilla gardening is an interesting (and sometimes illegal) way to make a political statement. Guerrilla gardeners often operate in a clandestine manner, sowing seeds and caring for the gardens they plant at night. These gardens are often on land that has is, in their opinion, neglected and unsightly. By turning these unattractive areas into lovely gardens with hard work and some well-timed trespassing, guerrilla gardeners improve the community and send a message to those who would abandon the land to ugliness.
So if you have a few free hours this evening, head out to a vacant lot near you and plant some sunflowers. You may even run into some other guerrilla gardeners there who have the same idea.
Sunflowers in North Dakota
photo by Bruce Fritz (via wikipedia)