When is it going to be “Giving Away Free Drinks to the Six People On Earth Who Don’t Like Coffee” Day?
Love,
One of the Six People On Earth Who Doesn’t Like Coffee
p.s. You know, you could give free coffee away pretty much any day. You don’t have to wait specifically for September 29th. Arbitrary coffee/drink giveaways make people happy.
Dear Everyone in the World Except the Six People Who Don’t Like Coffee:
Happy International Coffee Day. Maybe you should use the money you would have spent on coffee today to buy a non-coffee drink for someone in your life who doesn’t like coffee.
Love,
One of the Six People On Earth Who Doesn’t Like Coffee
p.s. A grande skinny chai latte for me, please.
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