Monday, July 8, 2013

Running... Out

(via wikipedia)
Wanting to make a grilled cheese sandwich, but finding that you’re out of cheese
Going to take a shower and finding out that you’re out of shampoo
Heading out to trim the lawn, but realizing there’s no fuel in the mower
Tossing a load of laundry in the washer only to notice that you’re out of detergent
It’s been a while since I’ve had a true runny nose. Usually when I get them, it’s only really the sniffles; this one is real. My eyes are watering and I can’t breathe unless I open my mouth. It’s not a terribly pleasant sensation.
And I’m out of kleenexes.

1 comment:

  1. Argh! You'd think that being a grown up would mean that you don't run out of things. Or living in the future, as we do.

    At least you can blow your nose on toilet paper. Unless you're almost out of that too. In which case, use all those old t-shirts that you've really been meaning to get rid of. I can't possibly be the only one with a ton of those.