Monday, September 2, 2013

Picnic Tips

Things to remember on your Labor Day picnic:
  • The position of picnic tables is not necessarily immutable.
  • The best spot is not always under one of those pavilions; birds like those things too.
  • Don’t forget the sunscreen.
  • If you leave awesome stuff on the playground, other kids are going to play with it.
  • Babies enjoy swinging on the swings, but not when they have to squint into the sun.
  • Watermelon is necessary, and so are seven kajillion rolls of paper towels.
  • It’s always a good idea to go on a picnic on the first cool day after several days of insufferable heat.

Enjoy your Labor Day.

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